About a week after my baby sister was born I was tired of her and I turned to my mom and dad and said, "I'm done with her, she can go back to the hospital now."
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- My sister used to believe that clowns were born that way.— Bonnie
- Before I knew about death, I used to think people turned back into babies again after they got old. Anon
- I used to think that someone's birthday was when they could go back to being a baby for the day.Anon
- My sister thought that "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice was actually "US Navy".Anon
- I thought baby back ribs were from actual babiesAnon