When I was about 4 most of my playmates went to Bible School during the summer, while I, being Catholic, had summer Catecism. I envied the other kids because they always came home singing the best songs - songs like we never got to sing. I especially liked "A little chocolate Jesus makes it right, alright." And my childish brain pictured little chocolate Jesus's, like chocolate Santa's. or chocolate bunnys. It was actually many years later before I heard the song "A little talk with Jesus...." and then realized what the actual words really are.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to think it was illegal to drink hot chocolate in the summer. — Samantha
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott
- I believed that chocolate milk must have been cow diarrihea......makes since to me— Suzanne
- I always thought Hot Chocolate were singing 'You Sexy PIG' instead of 'You sexy Thing.— Bilz