I used to believe that God's name was Howard. It wasn't until I was in Junior High that I realized that the prayer was "Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name" and not "Our Father who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name"
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- "Our father, who art in heaven. Howard be thy name."
I still say "Thank You Howard" when I feel blessed.— cathy - When I was learning the Lord's Prayer, I used to say, "Our Father, who does art in heaven...."— Karen
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox
- i used to say 'our father, who art in heaven, hello whats your name?'— lou
- I never did understand why it was "Our Father, who aren't in heaven".— Edith