In about the 7th grade my friends and I would never be able to make it through church with a straight face whenever the congregation sang the hymn "Lead On Oh King Eternal". It always sounded like they were singing "Lead On, Oh Kinky Turtle." - Still makes me laugh!
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- If you bit the end of a pen of pencil you would be poisoned by the lead or ink. Anon
- I used to believe that Prince was the lead singer of Queen— Garrett
- I used to believe that if you jump in a toilet, they lead you to another dimension.— beep.
- i was told that if you got stabbed with a pencil (by yourself or others) you would get lead poisoning.— waiting to die
- I was sure that Led Zeppelin was the lead singer of the Rolling Stones.— dave
- Didn't Jesus say "And lead us not into Thames Station!"— Chris - Sheffield