With a child's understanding of time... I used to think my dad was a convict settler. I'd heard about the first white Australians who'd come to the country as prisoners from England (some 200 years ago). I knew my dad came from England too when he was younger, so it just seemed logical that he was one of them.
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- I thought the England was EDGE-land but england was ENG-landAnon
- I used to believe that England was in the Moon.
I am from Brazil!Anon - I used to think that there were no bombs or casualties in England in World War One!— History person
- Until recently I thought that Scotland was seperate from England. I am 27 Anon
- I used to believe that England was shaped like a Sewing Machine Box, Germany was a Smiling Sun. Anon
- I used to think that the right sides of roads are empty in England, since everyone drives on the left.Anon