When I was a kid, for some reason, my evil Satan's child brother took it upon himself to teach me my colors. Red was red - apples were red, and so on and so forth. However, he told me that "green" was orange and "orange" was green (and I never quite figured out why oranges weren't called greens.) In first grade, my teacher asked us to do a color-by-numbers picture, and kept me in at recess because I'd done it wrong. Finally, she figured it out and said, "Betty... Can you get me a green crayon?" I still to this day confuse green and orange.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I believed you had to color all the dinosaurs in coloring books green because all the dinosaurs WERE green.— Betty
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- I used to believe that noodles that were dyed different colors such as green had been killed.— Tasha
- i used to believe that people with blue or green eyes saw that certain color— mellactica
- that red and orange were different shades of the same color— Larry
- I used to think that GLASS and GRASS was the same thing. I always wondered why windows weren't green...— Alex