In our baptst church we sing a song entitled "Trust and Obey". The lyrics in one of the verses say "as we walk by His side IN THE WAY". We always laugh because it sounds like we are holding up progress. WE'RE IN THE WAY! Boy that speaks volumes doesn't it!
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I used to think dogs had hooves, because they make hoofbeat-like sounds when they walk.— Samuel Lamont
- I used to think the song "Walk this way" by Arosmith went horse and sleigh insted of singing walk this way.— Derek
- As a child I used to think that everybody speaks the same language, mine.— Eva
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon