Years ago the little tagd attached to pillows, etc which said "Do not remove under penalty of law" did not include the words "except by consumer. When my older sister wanted my younger siblings and I to do something, the would coerce us by saying that is we didn't do what she wanted, she was going to rip the tag off a pillow and call the police and say we did it
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- I always wanted to use the telephone to call Jesus, Santa and Superman— Alex Burghart
- When I was younger I wanted to be a ghost when I grew up just like Casper.— Mandy
- When i was younger i thougth that when you grew up you could decide whether you wanted to be a girl or a boy. Anon
- When I was younger, I wanted to marry Willie Nelson so I wouldn't have to change my name.— stacy