When I was young my mother used to tell me that guacamole was actually crushed grasshoppers.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that big grasshoppers would spit tobacco at you if you got too close to them.— Uni
- I used to believe that molasses were made by grasshoppers rubbing their back legs together.— Valerey Lavergne
- I thought a serial killer was someone who crushed boxes of cereal for a living like a hitman!— Carole-Ann
- My mother told me when I was young that thunder was from God bowling!— K.G.
- My Mother used to tell me only the good die young and I would live to be 100+ years old because I was bad.— William
- When I was young my mother told me that if I swallowed bubble gum, it would stick to my liver.— Barbie