When I was little, I used to think that the runaway truck ramps on the side of the road were places that trucks who ran away from home could hide so their families couldn't find them.
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that semi trucks were cement trucks, and that actual semis were just big trucks.— Joe Schmoe
- I thought that ice cream trucks were the only vehicles that couldn't kill you if you got hit.
Anon - I wanted to grow up and be a truck. Not a truck driver, a truck. Anon
- I used to believe that if I closed one eye, the people on that side couldn't see me.— KM
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- I used to believe that kings and queens and members of royal families don't fart, wee or poo.. — Leema