When I was about 4, I thought that babies were born by climbing a ladder from the Moms stomach, up her throat and to her mouth and once they came out of her mouth they would then grow to normal baby size. To me it was the only logical way a baby could get out from the Moms tummy since there weren't any other openings for them to use.
Me and my Mom still laugh about it to this day and try to figure out how I ever thought up such a thing.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that babies were born through the mom's mouth.
Don't know how I came up with that. — Makenna - I thought that soccer moms were moms that played soccer!Anon
- i used to think babies came out of the side of the moms thigh— jared mongolian
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole