My husband always thought that Sade's song "Smooth Operator" was "Sooner or Later"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I was completely convinced that Sade's "Smooth operator" was "Ooh of the red eye".— Brookstar78
- I used to think that in the song "Smooth Operator" they were saying "Schooooooool's not forever!"— Steph
- I used to believe that the more you talked, the sooner you would die. Needless to say, I was a quiet kid.— Lisa
- I believed you ran the vacuum to cut the carpet and used the lawn mower to smooth out the grass.— Michelle
- When I was little I thought that a honeymoon was when the Husband and wife went to the moon and eat honey.— AmAnDa
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon