When I was little, my mom told me it was illegal and dangerous to drink and drive. I believed that drinks included juice boxes so every time I was in the car drinking my juice box and a police car passed, i lowered my juice box so the police wouldn't see.
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much— deanna
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- my grandfather told me that soy sauce was bug juice.Anon
- When I was little, I used to believe that snot was brain juice.Anon