When I was little, my mom would always correct my grammar and I would argue with her about it. She would always respond with "I know what I'm talking about, I was an English major." Of course, she meant that she had majored in English in college, but at the time I thought that she was claiming to have been a Major in the English army.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to think that even people who spoke something other than English, thought in English— Peaches
- I used to believe that "critical acclaim" meant that they liked it, BUT had some major problems with it, too.— Beth
- I used to believe that everybody thought in English but it just came out differant.— Emily
- When I was little, I used to think that cats and dogs thought in English???— Isabella
- When I was about 5, I thought that English was the reverse reading of Turkish.— sel
- I used to believe that, no matter what language other people spoke, that everyone thought in EnglishAnon