I used to believe that one of Lady Gaga´s songs goes "bedroom ants" instead of "bad romance"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf
- I used to believe that Marmite was made of ants...— Tam
- I used to think that the gas meter made antsAnon