Arguing with my friend Chris in Primary School, he told me his dad (who was a Policeman at the time) would come into school and arrest me.
My dad was a farmer. I - for some bizarre reason - retorted with the idea that my dad would run Chris over with a steamroller.
A childhood belief about police
others believed things like this
- My friend Chris told me that when he was young, he thought that "elemeno" was the letter between k and p.— Jocelyn666
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- When I was at primary school I used to believe you could only marry someone who was the same height as you!— Lucy
- In primary school, a whole bunch of kids including me believed that watermelon seeds contained ants. — Caff
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana