When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- Right when I started school, I believed that you could get kicked out of school for chewing gum. — Rheeb
- When I was about 5 or 6, I used to think the song 'Beauty and the Beast' was really 'Beauty and the Beef'.— Natski
- I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus. Anon
- My mom used to think "preschool" was called "pretty school" until a few years later.— Molly
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma