In Jessica's post earlier, she said she misheard a Depeche Mode lyric as "Jesus took a pee in the grass," but that it was actually "someone to be oppressed." The actual line is "someone to hear your prayers"--my friends and i used to argue about those lyrics ad nauseam!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- A common misheard lyric in BMTH’s ‘Shadow Moses’ is “THIS IS SANDPIT TURTLE!”— Oli
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - When I first heard Stawberry Fields Forever, I misheard the lyrics as Strawberry Fields For Trevor.— Matt
- I used to believe Jessica Simpson was a secret character from "The Simpsons"— Lemon Jelly
- I used to believe that when I said my prayers, "God Bless..." meant please keep burglars awayAnon
- I used to think "A.M." and "P.M." meant "After Midnight" and "Post Midday".Anon