When I was about 5 or 6, I used to think the song 'Beauty and the Beast' was really 'Beauty and the Beef'.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that beauty marks (freckels) were Butterfly bites!— Jolene
- when I saw those prepare to meet thy god signs I thought they were beauty parlours for religous ladies only!— knuckles
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana
- I used to beleave that beef jerkey was cow-scabs.— Jennie
- My wife used to believe that CORNED BEEF was from cows who lived beside the seaAnon
- that the chinese dish Hunan beef was really made from humans. To this day, I have never ordered it. — kristen