When I was little, my mom told me that she pooped me out in the toilet.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that parents pooped out babies in the toilet. — nicole
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- I used to think you pooped out babys. I just had one....thank god it didn't come out there!— Carrie
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon
- I believed that chickens pooped eggs (male and female)— WHAT-A-Doodle-WHO??
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon