I used to think that the river police were there to stop naughty people from pulling the plug out.
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- If you left a plug socket on with no plug in all the power would run outAnon
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- When I was a little kid. I thought that police officers were a gang of mean people who bullied others.— LOOL
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- I used to believe that if the wind changed when you were pulling your face that you would stick like that— Farino