When i was little, I asked my grandpa how my parents had me, and he replied by telling me that I was an egg and my mom and dad found me behind a bush and hatched me.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- i thought president Bush was an actuall bush.— oops
- i used to believe that babies grew in the ground and that they were hatched from potapoes— Brooke
- i used to think that "waldo" was the w. in george w. bush. thanks dad— lauren
- I used to falsely believe that planting a fruit pip in the garden would actually grow a tree or bush.— Natasha
- I thought Busch Gardens was a public garden owned by George W. Bush.Anon