Jolly Old Saint Nicholas, Clean your ears this way!
Need I say more?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I didn't clean my ears that carrots would grow inside.— Gilian
- my friend thought that the film 'the hulk' was about the jolly green giant from the sweetcorn adverts.— patticus
- To clean the goldfish you put washing up liquid into its bowl.— Sev
- i used to believe that the "coin wash" was to clean my dirty pennies.— rmutt
- My grandpa and mom both used to tell me that if I didn't clean behind my ear that potatoes would grow there. — Bryan M.
- my older brother told me that if i didnt clean every bit of dirt out of the prints on my feet, i'd die— chel