When I was little everytime my mom said she needed to go on a diet, I thought the word diet meant a vacation! So when she said she should have went on a diet when I was born I didn't know I felt about that!
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my dogs diet was clothes, because that was all I ever saw him eating— kay
- My dad used to tell me that "smoked" bacon came from pigs that had been fed on a diet of kippers !!!— Tony . Newcastle on Tyne
- I used to think that if you mixed a diet drink with a regular drink, it would explode. Anon
- I used to believe that "nuptial" was a naughty word. I thought it meant nipple. XD— Sara Hagen
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- I used to believe that everytime a balloon was released , it meant that a child had recently died.— Samantha