"Hail Mary full of grapes the Lord is in a tree." (Hail Mary full of grace the lord is with thee.)
I said it incorrectly for about three years. I always wondered why our grapes grew on a vine and god's grapes grew in a tree.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- "Hail Mary, full of grapes, the lord is a tree"— reenie
- My brother used to say, "Hail Mary, Full of Grapes..."Anon
- "Hail Mary full of grapes" And "The Fruit Of The Loom, Jesus."— Silly Little Girl
- I used to think that grapefruits contained grapes, and you got grapes by cutting the grapefruit open.— Grapefruit
- In the Hail Mary prayer, I used to say 'Bless a dark fowl among women' rather than 'blessed art though'Anon
- I use to believe that if you ate too much grapes, you'd get drunk.— Grace