I thought if I went around yelling "The Mafia sucks!" someone from the Mafia would kill me
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- i always thought that a DEAD END sign
as where they put all the road kill.
— pav - I thought that ice cream trucks were the only vehicles that couldn't kill you if you got hit.
Anon - A billboard sign read: Moonshine kills.
I thought being caught outside by the moon would kill me. Humph.Anon - When I was little I thought that dying your hair means you kill your hair.Anon
- I used to believe hickeys could kill you.— ...
- That God was always watching you, and if you were naughty he would kill you— Alex