The Macy Gray song that was a big hit a couple of years ago - I used to think the chorus said:
"I try to say goodbye and I choke
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try and hide it, it's clear
I wear goggles when you are not near"
A friend pointed out that it says "My world crumbles when you are not near".
It's not. It's goggles!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- I thought google was a place where they sold goggles online— google
- I used to believe you could walk on clouds. And you would be able to walk in space on the edge of the world.— Alex
- I used to think the song "Walk this way" by Arosmith went horse and sleigh insted of singing walk this way.— Derek
- I used to think that the chorus of "mountain song" by jane's addiction was in a different language— nothing'sshocking
- I used to say " The ghost is clear!" Instead of "The coast is clear"— Jake