My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- I thought Santa was going to be sent to jail for stealing gifts from Toys R Us.— Sandy
- When I was young I want to grow up yo be a trash man, becuse they only work one day a week.— Steve H
- I used to think that the tooth fairy puts you in a deep sleep before stealing your tooth/teeth.Anon
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid