My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.Anon
- My birthday was on a different day every year, assigned by my parentsAnon
- I used to think that your birthday changed every year, and that your parents just decided what day it was.— Daniel
- My brothers friend still thinks he will be a kangaroo when he grows up and he's 9!!!!!— Jane Rom
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid