When I was about 5, my dad told me and my cousins that the grease that allowed the van door to slide open was whale poop and we shouldn't touch it.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- i used 2 believe when i left my closet door open at
night a skelleton would pop out and wave at me— bex - I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me
Anon - I used to think that 'Child Locking' only worked on children and that older people could still open the door.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- I used to think that your cousins are your cousins only until they're 21, then they become your aunt,or uncle!— AMILA
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to believe the whitewash on waves was actually whale pee.— Tessica