I always wondered why shepherds washed their socks by night. (correct lyric: watched their flocks)
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- When my dad was little his older siblings convinced him that there were flocks of flying turtles.— Anonymous
- I used to believe that if you didn't take your socks off at night your feet would turn into jellyAnon
- When I was little, my mom told me that if I slept with socks on they would eat me alive.— Cindy
- Washable markers could actually be washed off of paperAnon
- When i was little, i believed that if you slept with socks on, your feet would fall off.Anon
- When I was little, I thought that if I slept with socks on, my toes would grow together.— Laura