Where I live (Santa Rosa) their is a magazine called The Press Democrat. As a kid I remember thinking there must also be a Press Republican but only Republicans can read it and vice versa for Press Democrat
A childhood belief about politics

others believed things like this
- I used to think Star Wars wis Democrat vs. Republican because they would talk about the Republic.Anon
- There was a Chinese takeaway near us called the Orient Express. I thought it was Onion Press. Yeah.— Spook
- I used to believe that red pistachio shells were the same as women's press on nails.— Bob
- I used to believe that inside each volcano there was a guy who'd press a button to make it erupt.— Jim, UK
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - when i was little thought that ants changed traffic lights from green to red and vice versa.Anon