I went to a Catholic school for elementary school. When I was about eight, we were learning about the Ten Commandments, and since they naturally glossed over the definition of "adultery," I just thought it meant looking at a man or woman who wasn't your husband or wife. That night, while my dad and I were out for dinner, he mentioned that a woman on a magazine cover looked pretty. Very loudly, I told my dad, "Daddy, thou shalt not commit adultery." The whole restaurant turned to stare at us. I don't think I've ever seen my dad so red.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I thought adultery was when you acted too much like an adult as a kid and wondered whats so bad about that?— Butch McFear
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- i use to think boy geroge from the culture club was a pretty woman.— toe