I used to believe they were called dentist disappointments rather than dentist appointments.
A childhood belief about being ill

others believed things like this
- For some reason until I was about 10 I used to believe that the dentist pierced your ears.— Kendall.XxX
- When I was little, I thought the tooth fairy was a personal friend of my mom since she was a dentist.— Jess
- I used to believe my dentist could give me a shot to straighten my teeth and prevent cavities.— sircigar
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- I used to think that adult kangaroos were called Kangas and that child kangaroos were called Roos. Anon