My friend at about 8 years old used to believe that he wasn't born out the front, but actually came out his Mum's bum. His surname was Brown as well, so he might have actually been telling the truth!
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I once asked my dad what Jesus' surname was, and he said it was 'Sinclair'.
I believed it for years!— Rebekah - I was born brunette with brown eyes and dark hair, i thought people with blue eyes, had water in them.Anon
- My mom always used to tell me that brown eggs came from brown chickens.— Taylor
- My friend thought it was SO WIERD that he was born on his birthday when I told him he was.Anon
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that white people had white poop and that mine was brown because I was brownAnon