I always wondered why Philemon was beating up James. We used to sing a song to help us learn the books of the New Testament. In it there it was, plain as day: "...Titus and Philemon, he bruised (Hebrews) James, 1st and 2nd Peter..." Seriously dude, leave James alone!
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to think that James Bond and all the other secret agents worked for MFI.— John C
- I used to believe the tv serie "Doctor Who" was a spin off from James Bond... (until I saw an episode)Anon
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I used to think that Hebrews came from the Hebrides.Anon
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- My brother was listening to The Corrs and instead "leave me breathless" he would sing "give me breakfast".Anon