When I was 4 I overheard my mom talking to my dad about a doctor's appointment she had. I asked her if she was going to see Dr. Pepper, as I believed this was the only doctor there was.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- my uncle was a doctor, so when he told me his vw could fly, i believed.— boodles
- I believed Dr. Pepper was pepper-flavored medicine and was afraid to drink it.Anon
- I used to want to be a doctor when I grew up, because doctors never die, as they can cure themselves.— Stuart
- i used to watch doctor who and every time i saw a darlic i wet myself literally.— Dan Barber
- I used to believe that the people who take your blood at the doctor's office were vampires. — Andy
- I once thought people would keep growing until they were as big as buildings if they didn't go to the doctor. — Tufty