Steve Miller Band song "jet airliner" has the lyric " big ole jet airliner, don't carry me too,far away" which I believed until just a few years ago, was "big ole chair that I'm lyin' on, don't carry me too far away."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- "Big "Ol Jet Had A Light On" aka Big Ol Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band— My son in law John
- I used to think that Steve Miller song "Big old jet airliner" was "Bingo Jed had a light out" — Skeeter
- I thought the Til Tuesday song said "Books are scary!", rather than "Voices Carry"Anon
- I thought it was against the law to carry around a lot of money unless you were putting it in the bank.Anon
- I used to think that aeroplane carry people to a destination which located on top of the clouds — kaizen7
- When I asked my dad how bees collect honey he told me that they carry around little tiny buckets. — Shana