When I asked my mother what God looked like, she said something along the lines of, "Nobody really knows. He is a giant Being."
I didn't know what the word "being" meant because I was so young, so I thought she had said he was a "giant bean." So for a few years of my early childhood I would picture God as an enormous white lima bean.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- I still belive that if you stick a bean up your nose for a cople of days it will sprout— Leah
- I used to picture God as a giant transparent poodle after seeing "All dogs go to heaven".Anon
- i used to belive that kidney beans were bean shaped things that grew in kidneys... untill yesterday — Jokey
- when i was young i thought that a giant made the world slowly spin!— ~kassie~