I used to believe that "according" meant playing the accordion, since it sounded like accordion.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that accord was short for accordionAnon
- My dad would tell me that if the ice cream van was playing a tune it meant that he had no ice cream left. Duh!Anon
- i used to think that when i turned 5 i would become a boy because 5 sounded like a boy age.Anon
- I used to think Monserrat sounded like monster rat.Anon
- I used to think that prostitutes were female lawyers. It just sounded so official...— MC
- I used to call the rays of light from the sun "sun BEANS". That's what it sounded like to me.Anon