When I was little I was at my grandma's house when my aunt changed my girl cousin's diapers in front of me. I noticed she didn't have a penis and asked my aunt how she peed. My aunt said "it comes out when it needs to" so I thought girls had retractable penises.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- my aunt told us there was a special chemical in the pool that would turn red if we peed in it.Anon
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I didn't share, I would turn into a crow.— Peter
- I thought my aunt was Tina Turner actually, but she is keeping this as a secret...
— sel - I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- when i was little i always asked my mom if my aunt had ant legs or people legs.— kelly