I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that even people who spoke something other than English, thought in English— Peaches
- Bronski Beat - Beat Boy
"Meatball
Meatball
Hit that perfect meatball..."— Santa Puncher - I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"— Trisha Gaurav
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- I used to believe that the term "being mugged" meant someone beat someone else with a coffee mug.— Matt Thiel