First off i was a weird little child but this one stands out to me... i was around 5 or 6 and my mom had a close friend who had cancer so she would wesr wigs. They all got a kick out of me singing and dancing for them. Well one night they had an award ceremony for me and i gave an acceptance speech. I thanked my mom and everyone and then i told the friend thank you for being a great prostitute. ....lmao i thought that word sounded very important and professional lol they laughed their asses off and i stared at them like wtf lol
A childhood belief about family
others believed things like this
- I used to think you could go to jail just by saying a word wrong during a speech.Anon
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- My dad told my young daughters that molasses comes from mole asses. I don't know how long they— Monica
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- CCR's Bad moon on the Rise, I swear it sounded liket they were singing, "There's a bathroom on the Right"— SMC
- I used to think that if I stared at the sun for a long time, I could make day turn to night.— Big J