When I was little, I asked my mom what God was. "He's a being," my mom said. I thought she said, "He's a bean." So for years I pictured this little bean sitting up there on the clouds, looking down on his creation.
A childhood belief about characters
others believed things like this
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- I still belive that if you stick a bean up your nose for a cople of days it will sprout— Leah
- i used to belive that kidney beans were bean shaped things that grew in kidneys... untill yesterday — Jokey
- "Yooce cream, ice bean, we all scream for ice cream!"
This song was always stupid to me.— Shirley B. - row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life's a butter bean.— bleeslady