I used to think my dad knew where every place on earth was. One time after playing with a random kid at the park, I asked him if I might go over to her house later, and he just shook his head and said "Maybe." Later he admitted he didn't even know who I was talking about!
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- The very first time I saw a globe (of Earth, yes) I asked where "College" was located.— Shade
- On TV game sows when they said the winners were chosen "at random" I thought random was a town.Anon
- i thought that we were all toys in a dolls house and giants playing with us was why we did what we did— Sarah
- That people older than me knew what they were talking about.— Mark
- I used to think Elvis' "I'm All Shook Up" was "A Mushy Cup". How sad of me to confuse the lyrics of a king...— Sad, Sad, Girl
- I used to think that a Visa credit card was what one needed to be admitted to countries that "require a visa".— Stephanie