I used to believe that thunder happened when God was bowling. Lightning meant he made a strike!
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- My Grama always told me that thunder was just God bowling and the lightning was when he got a strike!— Kim
- i used to believe that when there was thunder and lightning god was playing bowling at a disco— georgia
- When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.Anon
- I was told that if your ever swore in church, as you walked out God would strike you with a bolt of lightning.— Lou
- My grandmother used to tell me that thunder was the angels bowling.— laf
- I used to think that thunder was god bowling. My sister told me that.— Eli