In Sunday school, we sang "Lord of the Dance" and I thought it said that "he danced for the tribes of the Cherokees". I had no idea what Scribes and Pharasees were.I was singing it this way one time, and someone asked me if I was Mormon.I wasn't, and was very confused.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I wasn't allowed to cut my nails on a sunday , don't ask me why.— martin
- I used to believe that the Mormon Temple in Washington DC was Disney World. It sure does from the belt way.— William Scheren
- that the money I gave at sunday school would go straight to God.— christine
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses