I used to think Ellen Degeneres was Ellen The Generous. I figured that even today, people could be known with cool, old-timey epithets.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- i used to think that Ellen Degeneres was called Ellen the generous— Kelly
- I used to believe that we had winter to cool off the earth because it got too hot. Thanks, mom.— Jon
- I thought there were no pirates alive today!— Sp' Iyulgar
- when i was little, my dad told me that the moon is chasing me..quite cool~— lily
- I used to believe that the cool aid man was evil and he'd break through my wall and get me.— tammy
- I used to believe that you put the grated cheese on your pasta to make it cool off— R.M.