Me and my brother used to believe that Beethoven's first name was Bay and his middle name was Toven, because we had only heard his name out loud and never read his name in a book before. We would always wonder what his last name was and why he was only called by his first and middle names, until we asked our mom what his last name was and she explained the whole thing to us.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- For along time I thought the Middle East and Eastern Europe were just different names for the same place!— Helllowerer
- I used to believe that beethoven's first name was beethoven. I was proven wrong in 4th grade.— Maria
- I used to believe that the red thing in the middle of a Greek olive was the pit.— Liz
- I used to believe my middle name was and. At age 12, I discovered that it was actually "ann".Anon
- I used to believe that my middle name was Goofy, even though it's actually Margaret.— Lisa
- I used to believe that everyone had the same middle name as me... Elizabeth.
(even my uncles)— K.O.