I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General
A childhood belief about wars

others believed things like this
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- I thought when Grandma's hens were cackling, they were giggling about some private joke in the henhouse. — Not a farm kid
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- When I was a kid, I wondered why they called it "public hair" when it was so private.Anon